A friend just invited me to 50-cent beer night at Rick’s Double T in Jeffersonville. But tonight I have to go to spin class and watch “American Idol.” It’s hard to turn down opportunities to drink. But I feel fat. And I can’t have Sangria go on to another round in AI. So I must go to the gym and go straight home. Do not pass Bar, do not consume 200 calories.

Getting old sucks.

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