R Place Pub vs. Joe’s Older Than Dirt

It’s on. On Saturday, Team R Place will face Team Joe’s for a bowling showdown at Lyndon Lanes. Last year R Place took home the victory trophy; and this year, we (I bartend at R Place) plan to do it again. Sorry, Joe’s, R Place is simply superior in every way. We’re younger, faster and have better looks. We’re gonna bowl strikes. We’re gonna drink more than you. We’re gonna have more fun than you. We’re gonna hammer you. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Let’s bowl, let’s bowl, let’s rock and roll. Hey, come on, let’s get the show on the road. We’re gonna score tonight!

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