It’s Oaks! And I have the day off! And I’m hungover! And I like ending my sentences with exclamation points!!!! And I’m going to the Goo Goo Dolls show tonight at Fourth Street Live! I heard that! But I’m going for the free beer! Bitches! Have a safe and drunken Derby!!!!!

Oh, and if you’ve got nothing to do after the race tomorrow, I’ll be bartending at R Place Pub starting at 10! Eat it!