Today’s Reason To Drink

In the words of the venerable and venereal Harry Caray: If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it?

I say, only if the oceans were full of Merlot.

Hey! I’m a Cubs fan and a Bud man. Heyyy!

Happy birthday, Max.

0 thoughts on “Today’s Reason To Drink

  1. Doug says:

    maybe if the Grand Tetons were full of milk (skim) and the slugger bat downtown was made of salami. Whats something that resembles crackers? need those too.

  2. Woodford Man says:

    hey, if you were stranded on a deserted island and you were a chili dog, would you eat yourself?

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