Most of my T-shirts are alcohol-related. I’ve got Bacardi hats, Budweiser briefs and a Miller Lite sweatband. Oh, and my Patron keychain is one of my most prized possessions. Moral of the story — you hang in bars often, you will get free shit. 

Last night, for example, I headed over to the Bank Street Brewhouse in New Albany for the Fringe Fest. They had an entire section of stuff free for the taking. Why? I have no idea. But I wasn’t going to turn it down. As you can see in the picture, I picked up these awesome Steve Madden shoes. I had a pair of maroon Adidas back in the 80s and loved them. These immediately reminded me of them, and they turned out to be my size. Score!

Then it was on to the Pink Door … where, as you can see, I landed this totally hipster Pabst beer coozie for 24-ounce cans. Double score!

Look what I scored last night at the bars!