Happy Halloween all you garish ghouls and fang bangers. Where’s the best party tonight? Wherever you know you’re going to have the most fun. As for me, I’ll be at the Back Door and, later, the Monkey Wrench. The contest at the BD starts at midnight, which means I must pace myself. My costume requires dry ice — so beware if you see a Cleveland Steamer rolling your way! I’m not responsible for anything that happens after 11 p.m.