Let’s address a taboo topic: farting in bars. It’s unacceptable, but yet it continues to happen. Often. What the hell? As my friend Melissa quipped, “Can’t people just learn to control their assholes?”
I know of a vegan who let one loose on a crowded dance floor — and cleared it in 6.2 seconds flat. Unacceptable is all I can say. Well, except for gross, disgusting and wtf? I understand that beer can grind up your digestive tract, but can’t you walk outside and at least offend the smokers or go to the bathroom and swear to the next in line that it wasn’t you?
R.I.P. the rip.