There’s an alley we walk through between where we park and the LEO headquarters. It’s between Third and Fourth streets. While we were walking by today, we noticed a decent-sized hole — like a sink hole or something. My co-worker Jonathon believes we discovered where the Ninja Turtles have been hiding out. And I said that makes perfect sense, how else could that pizza place across the street stay open? I never see anyone there … but yet it’s still in business. Those damn turtles must place their orders to-go afterhours or something.
Also, we’ve noticed feces in the alley that we figured was from the homeless. Now we know who’s behind that — Splinter, of course. And I swear I’ve seen April O’Neil’s van driving by our office. Kawabunga!
Click below … I know you need something else stuck in your head besides “Womanizer.”