Today’s Reason To Drink

It’s New Year’s Eve, bitches! Who are you gonna smooch at midnight? My lips are available for the bargain price of three easy installments of $29.99. And if you act now, I’ll throw in a wonderful and handy slip-o-the-tongue.

If you still aren’t sure what to do, here’s a link to last week’s Ball Droppings.

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