Have you read this bullshit? Testing kids for alcohol before they enter the school dance at Manual High School? Is this $700 device really something parents should be spending their money on? Kids will get a 10-day suspension if they’re caught with alcohol (on their breath? in their pocket? … I don’t know).
Let’s face it — the punch must be spiked. I’m sure kids these days will find creative ways to smuggle it in. Homework: See “Maria Full of Grace.”