OK, so I’m working on this story for next week’s issue. I hung out with a U of L professor who teaches a course on human sexuality. What did he divulge? What secrets did he reveal? You’ll have to wait. But I wanted to share this juicy nugget with you, straight from Dr. Sex:

“If you ask people what’s wrong with having sex with animals, sooner or later they will say that the animal can’t consent to have sex. But few animals consent to be eaten, and I bet most animals would rather have sex with you than be eaten by you. Go figure.”