Today’s Reason To Drink

“The wine urges me on, the bewitching wine, which sets even a wise man to singing and to laughing gently and rouses him up to dance and brings forth words which were better unspoken.” —Homer

Perhaps he’s talking about words like: “Eat a dick!,” “You wanna come back to my place?,” “I’ll have one more,” “Shots!,” “I’ll buy a round” and “Where’s my phone? I gotta text somebody!”

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