Today’s Reason To Drink

I wish I could be as eloquent as Paula Abdul is when she’s drunk. For the most part, every other word that comes out of her mouth makes sense, even though they’re slightly slurred. She told four contestants last night that they were going win the show, even though we’ve still got 12 weeks to go.

0 thoughts on “Today’s Reason To Drink

  1. i wish i could be as eloquent as Brittney Spears’ vagina. falling out in mid-concert and putting on a show for all of Tampa to see.

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