Holy hell! This day was shit until I heard this blessed news. This year’s Kentuckiana Pride Fest is going to feature Tiffany! As in Mall-Touring Tiffany. As in Gumby-in-a-Video Tiffany. As in Debbie Gibson’s Rival Tiffany! 

I honestly haven’t been able to catch my breath since I heard the news. An interview with Miss Tiffany is in order. I interviewed Miss Gibson a few years ago … and she wasn’t very nice. Let’s hope this goes better.

It’s June 20, bitches! Mark it down. Oh, the Indigo Girls are also playing. Very cool! And it’s only $5!

All this time …