A) The Pink Door didn’t end up opening last night … I will not plug them again until I see with my actual eyes that they are open.
B) I got to finally ride on a motorcycle last night! It’s been a fantasy of mine ever since I saw “Grease 2.” Does this make me an official Pink Lady?
I heard from a very relaiable source that the pink door is pretty much gonna suck ass when it *does* open. It’s not gonna be quite the same.