Today’s Reason To Drink

Today is National Face Your Fears Day … does this mean I have to be BFFs with spiders and Amish people? Do I have to bungee jump off the Aegon Tower? Be 10 minutes late to something? Watch “Blair Witch” and then go camping? Swim with sharks and hold hands with Rush Limbaugh? Give a speech on the detriment of hoarding? Drive the speed limit? Go barefoot in the gym showers?¬†Drink water at a bar?¬†Shit.

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