I had Turducken last night for the first time. If you’re unfamiliar, it’s a combo of turkey, duck and chicken, smattered into one sliced chunk of meat, or poultry, I guess. I didn’t like it but had to try it. Kinda like that threesome in college — I like my meals and bedroom deals one creature at a time. Just kidding! Who can turn down a bacon cheeseburger? Wait … what?