We’ve got a lot to celebrate today. Here’s what’s on the agenda: 

-Have a Bad Day Day
-Play Monopoly Day
-Beaujolais Nouveau Day
-World Toilet Day

Well, I’m gonna skip the first one, because so far my day isn’t too bad, even though I had a Nazi spin class instructor who shouted at us like dogs. I appreciate the second one but don’t think I’ll have time to play today, unless going to McDonald’s counts. I love No. 3 — bring the beaujolais on. Think they have it at the Back Door? And the last one, well, gotta give it up to the toilets. Without them, we’d be shitting on concrete and pissing on parked cars.