Today’s Reason To Drink

Sorry if this is crass, but don’t you enjoy the sensation of feeling lighter after you … umm … go No. 2? I feel at least 5 pounds lighter, and I can feel my organs stretching and dancing and doing cartwheels. It’s one of those everyday (hopefully) feelings we never talk about … but just quietly enjoy. Sneezes are pretty intense, too.

0 thoughts on “Today’s Reason To Drink

  1. Lillith says:

    I once overheard this Larry-the-Cable-Guy-esque comedian say something like, “Ever take a crap so big yer jeans fit better?”

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