Sorry if this is crass, but don’t you enjoy the sensation of feeling lighter after you … umm … go No. 2? I feel at least 5 pounds lighter, and I can feel my organs stretching and dancing and doing cartwheels. It’s one of those everyday (hopefully) feelings we never talk about … but just quietly enjoy. Sneezes are pretty intense, too.
lol, are you taking those crazy pills again…redwoods.
I once overheard this Larry-the-Cable-Guy-esque comedian say something like, “Ever take a crap so big yer jeans fit better?”