1) Yes, it’s open bar. But you’re in the company of your boss. Be careful. Just do two shots an hour instead of four.
2) Bring an empty flask to fill up.
3) Don’t talk about work, but if you have to, throw someone under the bus — like the secretary or your cubicle mate.
4) Steer clear of interns, even if they’re loaded.
5) Don’t say any of these phrases: “Hey, watch this …” “Dude, I need a raise …” “You’re giving me wood, tiger. Four!!!”