Coffee is my best friend. Coffee is my lover. Coffee is my next-door neighbor who shovels off my driveway. Coffee is a long walk on a beach. Coffee is happy hour. Coffee is sleeping in. Coffee is money. Coffee is someone from a bank who will actually call you back. Coffee is a Twix. Coffee is holding my hand. Coffee is on time. Coffee pays my tab. Coffee eats ice cream with me. Coffee writes me poems.