Today’s Reason To Drink

It takes longer to put on clothes than it does to take them off. It takes longer to squeeze yourself into pantyhose than it does to rip them off. So why does it take longer to take off weight than it does to put it on? Screw the mysteries of the universe!!

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  1. Most importantly, it takes less time to pour a great drink than to drink it……well, generally speaking, unless it’s a rattlesnake….oooo, or a buttery nipple……or a , oh damn, it’s 7:47am and I am already in the mood for a shot…way to be a bad influence. Wine, it’s not just for breakfast anymore!!

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