Today’s Reason To Drink

Today is Get Over It Day … so I guess it’s time I let go of a few things:

•road rage
•disgust for peas
•getting dumped by my best friend
•aging
•drinking pop
•when the gravy spills out of the mashed potatoes and infiltrates the corn
•fake people
•Republicans
•Sarah Palin (who is ironically both fake and Republican)
•malls
•always being on time
•tight pants

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