Today’s Reason To Drink

BREAKING NEWS: Nickelback still sucks.

In other top developments of the day, Dennie at the Monkey Wrench says he’s gonna be selling $3 rum and juice drinks until the temperature gets back into the 90s. Might I suggest a rum, pineapple and grenadine concoction? Yum.

Beware the full moon. Dance naked in its light.

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