Beiber’s in town, Beiber’s in town! Anyone excited who isn’t in their teens? Yeah, me neither. Can’t figure out what the deal is over this Canadian hairball.

Actually, I do like his hair … but I also like lesbians … and they’re quite similar. If you want to see what you’d look like with Beiber hair but don’t feel like growing a mop over your eyes, check out this phone app from local inventors — BeiberHair. It’s moments like these I wish I had a cool phone. :/