Breaking News: Louisville is not as drunky as you might have thought. A highly credible study was just released, and we did not make the Top 10. I have my suspicions … and I’m curious as to why I wasn’t consulted. Fuckers.
Here’s the Top 10:
1. Milwaukee, WI
2. Fargo, ND
3. San Francisco, CA
4. Austin, TX
5. Reno, NV
6. Burlington, VT
7. Omaha, NE
8. Boston, MA
9. Anchorage, AK
10. San Diego, CA
Normally I’m against killing but this article slegahterud my ignorance.