These bitches are crazy … and I want to party with them!

I guess around midnight on Wednesday, they were flashing their boobies to people shopping at the Kroger on Breckenridge Lane. I’ve always felt that grocery shopping could use a little more excitement … these girls were just trying to spread some good old-fashioned cheer. The cops didn’t agree, so they arrested Kim and Christine.

According to The C-J, “Both of the women had bloodshot eyes, slurred speech and trouble standing, police said.” Hmm … can’t you just say they were plastered?

Check out the awesome mug shots.