So I just found out I’m not a Libra anymore. I think it’s bullshit. They tell me I’m a Virgo now … I don’t know anything about Virgos! I like being a Libra. I’m well balanced … or perhaps I seek balance. But a Virgo? What the hell is it? I don’t even know what that symbol is.
Well, at least I’m not this new sign — Ophiuchus. That just sounds scary.