Thunder Over Louisville is scheduled a week early this year because of Easter. It’ll be on April 16. If anything deserves fireworks, it’s the act of someone coming back alive after being dead … so I’m kinda confused why they thought they had to reschedule it. But whatever.

They’re also going to rope off some of the Waterfront for people wearing that cheezy Pegasus Pin. It’s the first time an admission of some sorts is being charged.

Luckily I have friends who live on Main Street and have a pretty kick-ass view of the Ohio. A bathroom is never more than 10 feet away. Whew.