Winning!

Stop by Stevie Ray’s (230 E. Main St.) tonight after the game. I’m hosting a night of bad comedy (by yours truly) and great musicians — including Nick Payne, Amanda Lucas, Audrey Cecil and the Troubadours of Divine Bliss. Music starts at 9 p.m., and the cover is $4. There will be $1 PBR cans (shotgun contest!) and 2-for-1 well drinks.

Maybe, just maybe, Charlie Sheen will stop by. My tolerance is stronger than his tiger blood — although he could snort me under the table … wait … that just sounds bad.