Do you think that “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” song ever worked for those guys? I mean, did they get the girl back? Wouldn’t it be nice if life was that simple? It’d go something like this:

Partner 1: “I hate you, never talk to me again!”

Partner 2: “But wait, remember that movie ‘Harry and the Hendersons’? We watched it together on our first date. We both really liked it.”

Partner 1: “Oh yeah! You know, you’re right. We like common things … like the color purple (not the movie), chocolate, bourbon and spooning. Of course I’m never going to leave you.”

Partner 2: “Whew. Thanks. Wanna spoon?”

Partner 1: “Sure. I’ll grab the chocolate.”