Liquor in the park? I hardly know her …

So sometimes I pay attention to the news, and I just heard today that alcohol could soon be sold at some state parks in Kentucky. Woot! I guess they’re giving the green light to a few restaurants and golf courses that are located in parks around the state — like My Old Kentucky Home. However, they’re discouraging the building of the new bars the areas to keep them family-friendly. Barf. I definitely think we need a bar in Cherokee Park. We could put it right at the top of Dog Hill and call it Top Dog, or Doggy Style, or Cherokee O’Shea’s. Who wouldn’t want to put in a lap around the park and then stop in for chicken wings? And no more handjobs in cars … we’ll have nice, clean restrooms for that!

Way to go, Kentucky!

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