According to Urban Dictionary, I am a Drama Sneeze: “People who make a spectacle out of a simple sneeze by adding loud, phony, often high-pitched vocal inflections, coos or other inane sounds after they sneeze. This insures everyone in the office is aware a sneeze just occurred.”

I don’t do it for attention, however. I simply reroute it as it’s coming out to exit through my mouth and not my nose, thus not blowing crap all over my computer screen. What you get is a vocal delivery that sounds like a horse mating with a turtle.