Today’s Reason To Drink

“Sometimes we stare so long at a door that is closing that we see too late the one that is open.” —Alexander Graham Bell

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  1. Beau says:

    Thanks for introducing me to Pee & Poo, the over-priced plush dolls (?) that I ordered in a moment of drunken madness and my wife wants to know who you are because she has an overly developed sense of jealously. I lied of course, and told her you were one of Manuel Noreaga’s whores from 1979 that got away. You and I only performed anal sex, and we had an attorney. Gucci diapers naturally.

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