Today’s Reason To Drink

When Fetzer is the more expensive option, you know you’ve got shitty wine. I tried some nasty crap last night that was $2 less than Fetzer, and I learned my lesson. First sip was vinegar. The second and third sip tasted like a splintered log rotting in the jungle. Worst of all, it immediately gave me two canker sores that throbbed all through Lily Tomlin’s show. Dick-ass wine!

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