Today’s Reason To Drink

Q: You are on a horse galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop-off. And on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo, and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

A: Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round.

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