If you feel like getting out tonight but don’t want the same-old, same-old sports and binge drinking, stop by the Rudyard Kipling (422 W. Oak St.) for our annual Literary LEO party from 7-9 p.m. The winners of our contest will read from their poetry, short stories, flash fiction and “something different” pieces. I’ll be hosting and will have to figure out a classy way to deliver a dick joke. Hmm.