Today’s Reason To Drink

OMG … I can’t get on Facebook! Alert the media … and the president!

Wait, maybe I’ll actually have a day free of drama and mundane status updates. I’ll have a day where my past isn’t thrown in my face and left on display for all to see and judge. I’ll have a day where I actually have to pick up the phone to talk to a friend. I’ll have a day where I get shit done instead of letting the gossip of my peers toy with my emotions like a puppet on a string.

I gotta go put that on Facebook!

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  1. This is OUTSTANDING!! I read this and laughter out loud!! Most likely because it sounds just like me. Worry about what others have been up to, then after reading, feeling like I have been missing something. Yet, with all this I know in my heart, my day was more productive than theirs!!

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