Today’s Reason To Drink

Time to talk periods. Sorry, guys, but you should listen, too. They suck. They’re awful. They make you sick. They make you mad. They make you cry. You can’t drink beer. Liquor does nothing to ease the pain. You feel like a marshmallow being crushed between two graham crackers … but you’re too sick to even crave a smore. They make you want to stab yourself with a chainsaw in the ovaries. So why, after being on this Earth for thousands and thousands of years (give or take your beliefs), why haven’t we come up for a cure for period distress and side effects? And do we really have periods because Eve ate an apple or Pandora opened a box? If that’s the case, I will cut a bitch!

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