I love Miller Lite! Not only is it less filling and tastes great, but they’re gonna give your drunk ass a free ride home Friday night. Well, maybe not to your home, but definitely  near it. Here’s what it says in the press release:

On May 4, Miller Lite Free Rides will be offered on all TARC routes from 6 p.m. until 1 a.m. Bus and trolley service will travel to popular Derby Eve destinations including restaurants, bars, neighborhood events and the Derby Eve concert presented by Miller Lite at Waterfront Park. Schedule information is available by visiting www.MillerLiteFreeRides.com, by texting “FREE RIDE” to 30364 or by calling 1-800-FREE RIDES (1-800-373-3743).