Today’s Reason To Drink

This morning in spin class, my instructor played a song I didn’t know but liked. “It has to be Mumford & Sons … or maybe Dave Matthews,” I thought to myself as I spun the vacation calories away. After class I asked him who it was. He checked his iPod … low and behold … it’s that douche American Idol winner, Phillip Phillips! WTF!! “Nooooo!” I shouted at him and ran from the room. It can’t be. I feel the same way every time I enjoy a Taylor Swift song. Have the terrorists really won?

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