Today’s Reason To Drink

Mimes are stupid. As are people who don’t use turn signals, and traffic, and ignorance, and spyware presented as “team viewing,” and whoever takes the last cup of coffee and doesn’t make another pot, and pain, and “The View,” and professional basketball, and not hearing from people you want to hear from, and fat, and genocide, and people who own snakes and monkeys, and sharks, and poison ivy, and car problems, and hangovers, and Mondays and Tuesdays, and calories. Anything I forgot?

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