Today’s Reason To Drink

Taking a field trip today to the Woodford Reserve Distillery in Versailles, Ky. Got my lunch all packed … and Mom didn’t even help (because she’s 200 miles away). Got a PB&J with the crust cut off, a Hostess cupcake and a Fruit Roll-up, of course! Do you want to trade for something? How about I give you my Mountain Dew for your Capri Sun? Deal? Like no-duh, no I will not trade my cupcake for your apple … you crazy! Can I sit by you on the bus? I will share what’s in my flask.

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