Today’s Reason To Drink

I’m pretty sure the following words will be written on my tombstone: She’s just not that into you. I’m not sure why I’m supposed to learn this lesson over and over again … but apparently I’m not paying enough attention. So my homework starts now. I’ve translated that sentence into several languages in case I come back in another lifetime as an Asian or French lady or whatever. Or maybe I will just up and leave this country in search of a soul mate … and it might be good to know another  language so I can continue to learn my lesson. Like getting caught with chewing gum in Spanish class and having to write “Yo no mastique chicle en clase de español” 15 times on the chalkboard.

Spanish: No es que en.
French: Elle n’est pas que dans vous.
Danish: Hun er ikke vild med dig.
German: Sie ist nicht auf Dich.
Swedish: Hon är inte som i dig.
Chinese: 她不是到你.
Italian: Lei non è che in.
Hebrew: היא לא כל כך לתוך לך.
Japanese: 彼女はそのことにはありません。
Latin: Haec non in te.
Swahili: Yeye ni kwamba katika wewe.
Welsh: Dyw hi ddim yn bod i mewn i chi.
Czech: Ona to tak, že do vás.
British: Move on, wanker.

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