I got a new flask from my friend Michelle! As you might remember, I lost my pink flask a few years ago and am still perplexed as to what happened to it. I look for it around every corner and think about it often (pronounced “offen,” not “ofTen”). So now I’ve got a new, flashier motherfucker, and I love it! I’m not sure what adventures and mishaps this little guy is going to get me into, but it should be a fun, bumpy ride.