Today’s Reason To Drink

blue-ballsI’m not sure this is appropriate, but it’s Friday, and anything goes, right? So I’ve always been stumped about what to call “blue balls” for females … because we kinda get that way, too, sometimes. (Sitting on a washing machine while it’s running helps.) (Shit, did I just say that?) (Why am I talking about this?) (OK, I’m officially embarrassed.) Anyway, it shouldn’t just be a male term. So instead of going to happy hour yesterday, I laid on my couch waiting for a friend to call about dinner. And the term just popped in my head. Let’s call it “BlueTube.” As in, “You’re giving me BlueTube because I know you have to be at work in 20 minutes and you’re not going to follow through!”

Is there a full moon or something? Maybe Venus is in the moon of Uranus.

2 thoughts on “Today’s Reason To Drink

  1. Cousin It says:

    Venus is in conjunction, and the Moon is nearly full, but is waxing. For the record: google “full Moon myth” for a prospective.

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