I’m not sure this is appropriate, but it’s Friday, and anything goes, right? So I’ve always been stumped about what to call “blue balls” for females … because we kinda get that way, too, sometimes. (Sitting on a washing machine while it’s running helps.) (Shit, did I just say that?) (Why am I talking about this?) (OK, I’m officially embarrassed.) Anyway, it shouldn’t just be a male term. So instead of going to happy hour yesterday, I laid on my couch waiting for a friend to call about dinner. And the term just popped in my head. Let’s call it “BlueTube.” As in, “You’re giving me BlueTube because I know you have to be at work in 20 minutes and you’re not going to follow through!”
Is there a full moon or something? Maybe Venus is in the moon of Uranus.