If you’ve got no plans after happy hour tonight, then head over to the Hard Rock Cafe at Fourth Street Live for this very cool event. Along with some of my fellow media cohorts, I will be reading excerpts from “Fifty Shades of Grey,” but will substitute out the dirty words for winning Derby horses, or brands of bourbon, or 90210 characters. It’s a preview event for “Spank! The Fifty Shades Parody” at the Kentucky Center later this month. I’m gonna also try to turn it into a drinking game. The info is below. See you there!

Thursday, May 9 @ 7:30 PM
Hard Rock Café at Fourth Street Live!

Local personalities will be reading selections from the “Fifty Shades” books. Don’t worry, we will edit out the dirty stuff.

Scheduled to appear:
Vicki Rogers-WVEZ
Gabe Bullard-WFPL
Sara Havens-LEO Weekly
Keith Kaiser-WDRB
Erin Keane-WFPL