Today’s Reason To Drink

article-2265750-171348AC000005DC-18_964x637The Snow Police are on the scene, if you know what I mean. They encourage everyone to remain calm and not overreact about a few flakes falling from the sky. It actually is supposed to happen this time of year and has happened every single year since the dinosaurs died off. Don’t run to Kroger for bread and milk — walk. Don’t cancel your plans for tonight until at least 5 inches of snow are on the ground. Take a deep breath. Unclench that asshole. Admire the snow for its beauty. Don’t be afraid. It senses fear.

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