I’m on a boat, mother fucker!

I got a chance to check out the Louisville Boat, RV & Sportshow, which has taken over the South Wing of the KY Expo Center now through Sunday. It made me realize that I need more friends with boats, and that I’ll most likely never be able to afford one of my own … unless I marry rich! At the moment, I’m not even allowed to get married in Kentucky, so I guess I have time to encourage my girlfriend to sell her soul to the devil and get a PR job. (Only kidding, PR friends — I know you’re the ones with boats!)