Today’s Reason To Drink

Thinking about my little senorita today and wishing I could send a hug up to Indiana. Wouldn’t that be awesome if you could hire random strangers to dole out hugs? Like a hug-o-gram or something? You would just pick a city, send them a photo of the person you want hugged, provide an address of where they can be located, and boom — instant hug. That’d even be better if you could pick the person you wanted to dish out the hug — like a hot, sexy stripper, or a strange mustache hipster dude, or a soccer mom, or a frat boy. I’d probably get my girlfriend the person who looked most like Carol Brady — sexy yet responsible and motherly. The list is endless!
Is there an app for that?


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